Baby fox I met today in the forest
OH mY god
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
Personal Blog For Lovers Only <3
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."