You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.


 What if in the little mermaid, Ursula was like a little cute sweetie pie when she was a kid, but everyone bullied her because she had tentacles instead of a fish tail. And like she tried to be nice to them and make them be her friend, but they kept bullying her. And in her teens her magic powers became apparent and everyone hated her even more because magic was thought of as bad. In her late teens, she had developed some control over the magic, but she tried to help people with it. An accident happened, she tried to stop it, but someone made it seem she had caused it, so she was exiled. She had always tried to be nice, but they had always bullied her, and the exiling was the final straw. In her cave away from the kingdom she had grown up in, her personality started souring until she eventually used her magic only for herself and like how she did in the little mermaid. And like at first she hoped they would let her back, and she could go back and deal with the bullying just so she didn’t have to be alone, but as the years passed that hope faded, and then it started turning to despair, then anger, then after a few decades alone she was who we saw in The Little Mermaid.